Lololol, "have you gone a darker shade of green" was the best part. Also River bringing her own wine.

Lots of readers were like "MORE PEOPLE NEED TO SHIP THIS" and I was like "*punches air* where the hell have you been all this time?"
Score!

(And nooo incest! Wut, why isn't anyone related?)
I was waiting for it during the whole Gallifrey part, but, nope! Although, if Clara's that entwined with the Doctor, maybe it counts as related? O_o